What's this?

Back on this list

just for a bit.

What've I missed?

Haven't been in it

for seems like a minute,

seems like a year.

Dwaynestream, innit?

[chorus]

  You not on the list?

  Not on the list?

  Get on the list

  and get the gist!

Ask List Mom

to get you on

and Dr. Trond'll

help you along.

Damn Canadians,

Damn Comedians.

I lovem all,

my fifty friends...

  are on this list!

  Not on the list?

  Get on the list

  and get the gist!

Ninety mails today,

nothin to say

but what the hell,

say it anyway :-)

Read the faq,

but not past the hack!

See, it's out of date

and all outta whack...

  like this list  :-o

  NOT on the LIST?

  Get on the list

  and get the gist!!!

Windows and Mac -

D'you have the knack?

Plan nine rawks

(For mc@hack).

Walk into a tree

drunk as can be.

Then just login

and send you to me...

  and to the list.

  You not on the list?

  Get on the list

  and get the gist!!

The web is big,

Mozilla's a pig,

and Cait is late

with her latest sig.

Ads on the Net -

complain?  You bet!

And No New Mail,

that makes me fret

  about the list.

  You not on the list?

  Get on the list

  and get the gist!!

And then JP

makes you or me

laugh like a bitch.

Remember, it's free!

What've I missed

back on the list?

I guess it's me

or is there a twist?

....

[slower ending...]

Will you forget me

when i lose my account?

Or forget to login,

and i'm not around?

On the list?